Paris Hilton has stooped to a new low as she gave head to Donald Duck at Disneyland this past weekend.
The lovable duck fondled Paris Hilton's breast publicly and the two horny celebrities hopped on an AdventureLand boat where Paris Hilton immediately started gurgling the duck's private member.
The sound of Paris Hilton and Donald Duck could be heard all over the magic kingdom, scaring children and adults alike.
Mickey had this to say: "Donald's been under a lot of stress lately. He's been drinking a lot ever since his wife left him. I'm glad to see he's finally met someone, even if it is a slut like Paris Hilton."
Goofy also commented on the incident. "Listen, I don't want to cause a huge fuss. Hayuck. But I think Paris Hilton might be just using Donald to get a movie contract from the Disney Corporation. We realize its really a matter for the lawyers to discuss as this incident certainly got out of hand. I mean, I thought she was just going to give him a hand job, not go for the full tongue massage. Hayuck."
